Trees and stuff

I'm back, although to be honest i don't think anyone noticed i was gone. Have been for a bit of r and r at my mum's, in the country. Lashings of fresh air, lots of nature, spotted, one heron, two hawks, one red kite, lots of tropical butterflies, one donkey, one lama, ponies galore, two wallabies, two goats, pigs with piglets, numerous seals, lots of horses one dolphin (which i am very smug about) and more sheep and cows than you could eat in a lifetime. It was nice. Good to see my mum, and sister and it turns out her boyfriend isn't the complete twat i had him down for, -quite sweet infact.
Aside from that, think i did a good job of pissing off all the smokers of the world last week, don't mind that much, apart from one person, so here especially for her is my new analagy about smoking, well sort of. Its not that i think your choice to smoke means that you don't care about everything i've just been through, its just...you know when you see the telly appeal for the starving children in africa and then you sit down to eat and some snot faced little rat bag, possibly, no probably mine, refuses to eat because its been cut up the wrong way or the sauce is mixed in to the pasta, its sort of like that. Oh god i'm making no sense, it made sense in my head, i doubt i've made things any better. Giving up now......
Oh yes and .......nits again, need i say more.